No, this isn’t related to my impending fatherhood.
Being something of a mullet developer, you won’t really see anything of what I do day-to-day unless I make a mistake. Web designers and front-end developers have their portfolios to show off whereas we back-end developers tend to have little-to-nothing to show for our efforts.
To this end — and to serve as familiarisation with a distributed version control system — I’ve started taking an active interest in GitHub. My first repository contains several classes that together constitute my PHP Utility Belt: functions that I need to have easily to hand for most projects.